Some very good friends sent me a 5-pound Hershey bar right after my miscarriage. I'm sad to say that it's been taking up counter space in my kitchen for well over a month while I try to figure out what to do with it.
Said Hershey's bar, pictured here next to an adult male Latino dump truck driver for scale. When I asked him to pose for the picture, he said "Okay, lady, just make sure it doesn't fall on me. Also, this is the last time I'm posing for you."
"EAT IT!!!" say my blog readers. Alright, people, but how? Do I gnaw on it while I'm watching my stories? Do I melt it, pour it in my sink, then suck it out with a straw? Do I break it up into small chunks and freeze it, using only when the need arises? Just start licking and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Hershey's bar?
What would YOU do with a 5-pound Hershey's bar?
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