Dude, you know what I mean. The status updates that are just a vague hint at something much larger going on.
Well, we don't know. Why don't you tell us, instead of making us worry sick about your two beautiful children? Predictably, the first 9 comments are alarmed and questioning, "WHAT HAPPENED??!?!?!!?" "OMG, are [your kids] okay??!!!"
Like, just tell us from the beginning why you called, what happened, and the resolution.
You know what else I hate?
Like, if your status includes the words "some people," and you're actually referring to someone on your friends list, delete the whole thing, learn some healthy communication skills, and start over.
I don't know if I'm being passive-aggressive in saying this, because as far as I know, none of my 6 existing readers does this. But if you do either, CUT IT OUT!