So y'all know that as part of my treatment earlier this year, I started a healthy, balanced diet. I eat all my fruits and veggies and whole grains and all the appropriate fats and yada yada yada. I get a lot of really good fiber. You know what the worst part about that is?
Pooping takes no time at all. Seriously, I'm in and out of the bathroom in like 3 minutes, and that includes counting to 20 while I thoroughly wash my hands.
I *like* a little time on the toilet. Finish a few chapters of a book, read a story in Reader's Digest (heh, digest), contemplate the meaning of life, etc. Now I hardly have enough time to read one of the funnies on the Life In These United States page.
It's also why I'm not blogging more. Believe it or not, quite a bit of my blog inspiration has come while I was pooping. Conversely, I Twitter a lot more, since my streamlined pooping process allows for only 140 characters' worth of inspiration.
So, if you want me to blog more, send me cheese. I'm allowed roughly 5 ounces of cheese per day, more if I count my cheese as fat, and I would like to blog more. Thank you.
2 weeks ago