Avert your eyes, my earth-loving friends. Ace has been playing with our kitchen faucet for a solid 45 minutes now. You know those days where you'd rather have an easy-parenting day than a responsible-parenting day? Well, today is that day, friends.

Still, as soon as I am finished with this load of laundry, I'll redeem myself by taking him outside to swing. I don't think that'll redeem my water bill, though.