Tuesday, November 25, 2008

dreams

Have you ever woken up from a dream unable to shake the anger you had for the person you dreamt about?

A few months ago, I had a dream that my friend Tony from New Jersey, who is devoutly Catholic, happily married, and a father of two, left his wife for Ellen Degeneres. His wife was understandably livid, but he thought she should be happy that he was saving Ellen from the gay. Tony drove down here thinking I'd stick up for him and talk some sense into his wife. I kicked his tail all the way back to Jersey. I was so mad at him for trying to get me in the middle of his marital issues, and so mad at him for leaving his wife and children for a lesbian, that I woke up just livid. It was like 3 in the morning and I wanted to call him and tell him what an a-hole he was, but thankfully I just fell back to sleep. I still texted him the next day and gave him a good "you betta neva."

Well, today I'm mad at Cheri. Cheri had a terrible night with her baby in the ER and a freaked out husband, but I'm still mad at her. See, last night, Cheri and I went to an empty house and watched Ghost Hunters, and an especially creepy episode at that. It was only when she got up to go get a drink of water that I realized that I was IN the house that TAPS had investigated on the show. I called out to her... no answer. She had actually left me in a haunted house with proof on the screen that it was haunted. I tried to get out of the house but it was pitch black and I couldn't find a door. I started feeling things crawling on me. When I finally got out of the house I was really, really, really angry at Cheri.

I woke up and went to pee and considered calling her to have a word, then I realized a) it was a dream, b) it was 1 in the morning and c) she had an awful night with her baby in the ER.

Given all of those facts, I think I can forgive her.

12 comments:

i'm black betty said...

LOL! i HATE those kind of dreams. i dreamt rofarto cheated on me. i woke up and punched him in the arm...poor hubby!

Dr. Wifey said...

so tony was saving ellen from the gays? LOL yeah, i have had those dreams before too, not necessarily about tony and ellen, but the ones where i get mad

From the Doghouse said...

Oh yeah, I've been there.

Watercolor said...

LOL! A friend's husband dreamed that someone flirted big time with her and he was mad at her for two days. LOL! It was a dream and she didn't even do anything IN the dream, hahahahaaa!!!

I don't think I've ever woken up mad. Sad, yes. Where I've dreamed something good and woken up to realize it wasn't true.

Emily said...

I do this all the time. Poor Shane... there all usually about something he supposedly does. And how can argue with a dream??

Waterfall said...

When I was 13 I dreamed that Scott Baio, who was my boyfriend in the dream, cheated on me. I never liked him so much after that.

Kayra said...

oh, I've had those dreams before. Usually I'm mad at my husband and the poor thing has to suffer for a few days while I get over whatever he did to me in the dream. LOL

HEATHER said...

Good grief girl! You better quit eating spicy foods before bedtime! LOL!!

Alice said...

Yeah, I do....I had a dream that Twitchy cheated on me with my female boss...and even though I had no female boss ...I punched him in the chest...and was made for like 3 days. T

Jen said...

I was having a dream some hoochie was beating on me in the bathroom of a bar & hubby woke me up because I was beating on him. hahahahahahhaha Poor thing.

I hate dreams that do that shit to me. Especially the ones when I wake up crying!

Now the ones that leave a little warm fuzzy somewhere else are always welcome ;0) hehe

DID YOU GO SEE TWILIGHT AND DID YOU LIKE IT?

Amanda Wells said...

That's hilarious. Ghost hunters will get you every time...

sinister_n_evil said...

1)you better be over the anger
2)if you had called you would have gotten pain killer muscle relaxor cheri who wouldn't have remembered a damn thing and chalked it up to a dream herself
3)you have given me a damn good idea for an awesome practical joke for you for the near future.... when is your next trip to new orleans?

lol..luv ya hun....