Sunday, November 23, 2008

blue

How to quickly obtain your Mother of the Year award:

1. Allow your child to play in your office so you can do really important things on the internet, like catch up on digg.
2. Turn around once and notice your child is playing with safety pins.
3. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
4. Turn around again and notice that your child has dumped out your entire collection of Crayola markers.
5. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
6. Turn around again and notice that your child has your blue Crayola marker stuffed up his nose.
7. Perform Crayola-nasal-ectomy.
8. Take picture.
9. Post picture on blog.















My award should be here in 3-5 business days.

6 comments:

Susan said...

You are my parenting role model. I want to be you if I ever grow up and have kids.

From the Doghouse said...

Where's the safety pins? I expected a pierced nose!

Koontah said...

Before I read that, I thought he might have one SERIOUS sinus infection.

sinister_n_evil said...

hey... at least he wasn't being eaten by the camode....

I am still waiting for my award...

i am thinking they are on back order...

Sandi said...

He is all boy, that's for sure.

Nicole Bradshaw said...

And yet another child falls prey to the vulture of blogging. Anything for content, eh?