How to quickly obtain your Mother of the Year award:
1. Allow your child to play in your office so you can do really important things on the internet, like catch up on digg.
2. Turn around once and notice your child is playing with safety pins.
3. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
4. Turn around again and notice that your child has dumped out your entire collection of Crayola markers.
5. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
6. Turn around again and notice that your child has your blue Crayola marker stuffed up his nose.
7. Perform Crayola-nasal-ectomy.
8. Take picture.
9. Post picture on blog.
My award should be here in 3-5 business days.
8 hours ago