1. Allow your child to play in your office so you can do really important things on the internet, like catch up on digg.
2. Turn around once and notice your child is playing with safety pins.
3. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
4. Turn around again and notice that your child has dumped out your entire collection of Crayola markers.
5. Turn back to computer, undaunted.
6. Turn around again and notice that your child has your blue Crayola marker stuffed up his nose.
7. Perform Crayola-nasal-ectomy.
8. Take picture.
9. Post picture on blog.
My award should be here in 3-5 business days.
6 comments:
You are my parenting role model. I want to be you if I ever grow up and have kids.
Where's the safety pins? I expected a pierced nose!
Before I read that, I thought he might have one SERIOUS sinus infection.
hey... at least he wasn't being eaten by the camode....
I am still waiting for my award...
i am thinking they are on back order...
He is all boy, that's for sure.
And yet another child falls prey to the vulture of blogging. Anything for content, eh?
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