Monday, July 14, 2008

Reckon I should grow up soon.

Funny: Farting.

Funnier: Ace saying "Mommy farted."

Funniest: Laughing at Ace, causing him to say "MOMMY FARTED! AWWW!"

12 comments:

Alice said...

ah! how they point out our flaws....you should teach him to say that you "vapored"

Watercolor said...

blame the cat

Sharon said...

We're supposed to grow up?!
Dang. That's bad news, seeing as I've been teaching Aidan the "as you're sliding into first and you feel a big burst" rhymes...oh, and "people think you're neater when you do it at the heater...diarrhea....".

"You're sliding into home & your pants begin to foam..."

I reckon it's our JOB to teach them appreciation for such things. ;) Especially since we're moms of boys.

Sandi said...

At least your honest. Hubs referenced "barking spiders" in front of daughter, and she just didn't get it. Poor thing.

mayberry said...

He's a boy. You're supposed to be that way about farts with him.

From the Doghouse said...

I had a friend who told his son that the noise was frogs under the couch. Every time my friend ripped one, his son would dive under the couch trying to find the frogs before they got away.

He's now a sophomore in college and does not see the humor in this story. His friends, however, LOVE it.

black betty said...

i'm never growing up.

a few weeks ago, i was in the bathroom stall at a local store with the diva and when finished peeing she said, "yah, mama!!! you pee-peed like a big girl. not poo-poo, but pee-pee! yah!!!" while clapping her little hands.

i thought i would die.

From the Doghouse said...

(sniff) I'm so proud of you BB!

They grow up so fast ...

Jennifer said...

Last night, Landon farted on our bed and said, "Do you smell that, Mom?--I farted!" I tried (operative word there) to be grown up and say nonchalantly, "Everyone does that--Its okay. And I don't smell it." He then turned around on the bed, stuck his butt in the air in my face and goes, "There. NOW do you smell it?" I had to leave the room but unfortunately not before he saw the smile on my face--Point for Landon. Cheeky monkey!

fwapah said...

uncle walter taught me to blame barking spiders.. jessa and i still use that one in public.. confuses everyone.

Watercolor said...

barking spiders??

Sandi said...

Daughter was looking under the couch, all over the floor, etc. It was funny, in a sad sort of way.