If all three of my readers want to pool the $300 necessary for this particular gift, I would just be DELIGHTED.
Introducing the Deer Butt "Doe Bell."
Not included: Southern pride flag, mullet, dignity.
Also included on the website are truly gag-worthy instructions on how to make your own deer butt art from your own recently slaughtered deer. An environmentalist's dream - no waste!!
I don't think I'd ever have a problem with those cute Mormon boys bothering me at dinnertime again. I hope my HOA allows it.
11 comments:
ICK!!
gross
Ugh!
Mmmkay, tasteless doorbell aside, you DO realize that I am going to make you dress up so I can take you some place swanky for your birthday, right? Call me, and we'll set it up.
Ok yeah that was gross!
OH and you only need 2 more readers of your blog, b/c I read it sometimes so that would give you your 3!
~~LoL~~
:)
Oh wow, I'm about to go start my Christmas shopping. Dad and brother are going to LOVE it. =)
You are the HOA.
ok, that hilarious!!! thanks for lol!! (i hate it that i say lol ;)
Oh, you can have the Deer butt doorbell, but I can't have beer can siding!?!
that there's what you call a double standard.
"so, honey, what did you do today?"
"oh, i stuck my finger in a deer's butt."
ewww...... :D
"Honey, what'd you do today?"
"Stuck my finger in a deer's butt."
"Oh, how's Stacey?"
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