Thursday, July 24, 2008

no. way.

So my birthday's coming up in a few weeks. It's far enough away that you could totally ship something and it'd be here on time. I'm just saying.

If all three of my readers want to pool the $300 necessary for this particular gift, I would just be DELIGHTED.

Introducing the Deer Butt "Doe Bell."

Not included: Southern pride flag, mullet, dignity.

Also included on the website are truly gag-worthy instructions on how to make your own deer butt art from your own recently slaughtered deer. An environmentalist's dream - no waste!!

I don't think I'd ever have a problem with those cute Mormon boys bothering me at dinnertime again. I hope my HOA allows it.


HEATHER said...


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Nicole Bradshaw said...

Mmmkay, tasteless doorbell aside, you DO realize that I am going to make you dress up so I can take you some place swanky for your birthday, right? Call me, and we'll set it up.

Patricia said...

Ok yeah that was gross!
OH and you only need 2 more readers of your blog, b/c I read it sometimes so that would give you your 3!


Susan said...

Oh wow, I'm about to go start my Christmas shopping. Dad and brother are going to LOVE it. =)

JesusThroughMary said...

You are the HOA.

Jacolyn said...

ok, that hilarious!!! thanks for lol!! (i hate it that i say lol ;)

Rob the Webkahunah said...

Oh, you can have the Deer butt doorbell, but I can't have beer can siding!?!

that there's what you call a double standard.

i'm black betty said...

"so, honey, what did you do today?"
"oh, i stuck my finger in a deer's butt."

ewww...... :D

Stacey said...

"Honey, what'd you do today?"
"Stuck my finger in a deer's butt."
"Oh, how's Stacey?"