So my birthday's coming up in a few weeks. It's far enough away that you could totally ship something and it'd be here on time. I'm just saying.
If all three of my readers want to pool the $300 necessary for this particular gift, I would just be DELIGHTED.
Introducing the Deer Butt "Doe Bell."
Not included: Southern pride flag, mullet, dignity.
Also included on the website are truly gag-worthy instructions on how to make your own deer butt art from your own recently slaughtered deer. An environmentalist's dream - no waste!!
I don't think I'd ever have a problem with those cute Mormon boys bothering me at dinnertime again. I hope my HOA allows it.
3 weeks ago