In which Stacey has an offensive slip of the tongue...
Me: Would you hate me if I asked you to go to WalMart right now?
Drew: Kinda. I wanna take a nap. What do you need?
Me: I need one more decoration for Ace's birthday cake for his party tomorrow, and some plastic forks and knives I forgot to pick up.
Drew: Mind if I go in like 20 minutes?
Me: Sure. The kikes won't be aced by then.... I MEAN THE CAKES WON'T BE ICED.
1 month ago