Y'all, I found the video I referenced in my last post. It was on Spike so there's no blatant nudity, but it's still not even remotely safe for work or children or a full stomach. Or if you have even the slightest respect for women.
Here it is. I'm sorry.
And clearly a few things were wrong in my recollection of this train wreck. I'm strangely satisfied with that.
13 hours ago