Alanna (my little sister): Have you seen the commercial where the dad takes the little boy in the bedroom to change his diaper and he pees all over the place?
Me: The dad pees all over the place?
Alanna: The little boy pees.
Me: What's the dad doing?
Alanna: He's trying to change the little boy's diaper. It's a Huggies commercial.
Me: But the dad, himself, is NOT peeing?
Alanna: Stop picking on me.
Stacey. Worst Sister Ever (tm) since 1992.
2 weeks ago