Oh, Hollywood Video kid

Me: Hi, I'd like to rent these, please.
Kid: uhhkay canihaveyourcardplease
Me: Yes. I saw that you have Guitar Hero for rent - is that for the Wii?
Kid: yuh
Me: Oh, okay. How much is that?
Kid: sevenninetynine
Me: Oh. That comes with the guitar and everything?
Kid: no we don't rent the guitar
Me: Why would someone rent Guitar Hero without the guitar?
Kid: mohwoh (un-spell-able mumble that means "I don't know.")
Me: Okay, that's strange.
Kid: wehave the guitarforsale.
Me: By itself? I didn't know that the guitar was available by itself for the Wii yet.
Kid: yuh wehaveit it's like seventydollars
Me: Huh, interesting.
Kid: ithinkthegame comes withitthough.
(Meaning, yes, that wouldn't be the guitar alone.)
Me: O...kay then.
Kid: *stare*
Me: Did you ring my movies up?
Kid: yuh
Me: Aaaaand how much will that be?
Kid: afity.
Me: Eight-fifty?
Kid: yuh
Me: (handing over gift card) When are these due back?
Kid: (walking away) nursmyfinuminid.
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
Kid: THURSDAY NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, MA'AM.
Me: Thanks. Have a good night.

I had equally stellar service at The Beagle Bagel Cafe today. My shirt says something in Italian on it, maybe it says "give me sub-par service, teen-aged boys."