Warning: This post includes lots and lots of asterisks.
My husband just said the f-word three times in a row while playing Super Mario Galaxy. I know what he should've given up for Lent.
*2 minutes later update: 3 d-words and an m-f word. Yowza.
*5 minutes later update: Well, I just find this so absurd that I'm gonna start live-blogging this insane overreaction. Here's everything he said between the time I started this and the time I go tell him to play something else.
"Well, you sons of b*****s!"
"UGH! S***! That's f***ing bulls***!"
(Will you all please keep in mind that my husband has virtually no temper, and hardly ever gets angry? In nearly 7 years of marriage, I've seen him get REALLY mad fewer than ten times. Once was when a friend of ours tried to kill his girlfriend. Apparently playing a game where Mario floats around his own little galaxy and gathers lots of stars that looks like candy ranks right up there.)
"Oh for f***'s sake, let me up!"
"TRY and help me out, dumb***."
"OHhhh! Fudge!" (No, I didn't censor that one.) "I hate this s***."
"You little ***holes, get away from me!"
I think that's just about enough. I don't need the man to start getting blood pressure issues.
1 week ago