Friday, May 11, 2007

I am a really bad mother.

Why? Dear readers, I am a truly bad mother because...















I just posted a picture of my kid's face in full deuce-droppage mode. In 12 years, when he hates me anyway, this'll just give him more ammunition. It's like I'm asking for it, seriously. I just think his poop face is so cute, and it's really hard not to laugh at him. He gets this super serious look on his face, bears down, then the edges of his mouth turn up. And of course, he gets all red.

Also, I'm a bad mother for procrastinating. He's been sitting in it for a few minutes now, but every time I get up to get him out of his bouncer and change him, he starts grumping again. He gave me a break yesterday, because Wednesday he exploded at the tire change place, and taught Mommy a valuable lesson; she should pack an extra onesie in his diaper bag. I must've looked like such a redneck walking around with a baby clad in only a diaper. This morning's effort is two days' worth.

Okay, he's sitting a little crooked now, so I guess I'll go change him.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

He looks like W.C. Fields... my little chickadee.

The DP said...

at least he is sorta smiling and there is plausible deniability that this is not, in fact, his poop face...to the untrained eye. Gotta send you the link for another poop face picture I saw recently at one of my swiss blogs...