Warning: Very few people will get why this is funny.
We were having a conversation about how much I hate those "haunted houses" that pop up all over the place around Halloween. I get scared very, very easily. I went to a wax museum in Hollywood once that had a bunch of scenes from horror movies and I had to bust out in a run to get out of there.
Drew: You wouldn't have liked the House of Shock in New Orleans.
Me: Pretty scary?
Drew: Not really, but you would probably think so. I went there... well, it was my first semester in college, so I probably went with Lauren and a few other people.
Me: So every time someone jumped out at you, you'd bust them in their dead faces with your wallet chain?
Drew: I. Never. Had. A. Wallet. Chain.
Me: *giggles uncontrollably*
Later, as we were going to sleep:
Me: You know, honey, I'd still love you just as much if you had a wallet chain. It's okay, you can admit it.
Drew: Sonofab****! I never had one! LAUREN!!
3 months ago
5 comments:
bwahahahahaha! Drew should just admit it. What's so shameful about a wallet chain anyway.... snicker. Okay, never had a wallet chain, but... My name's Melinda and I have a pocket watch. There, I said it. That's a monkey off my back.
Sure! No problem with wallet chains. And I also have a pocket watch. And a update to my blog.
all I'm sayin is that I remember a wallet chain
Did aliens kidnap me and erase a year of my life? What else is missing from my memory? Do I have any kids I don't know about?
Yes drew, 5, all bald.
I seem to recall a rope of linked metal connecting wallet to belt loop.
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