Warning: Very few people will get why this is funny.
We were having a conversation about how much I hate those "haunted houses" that pop up all over the place around Halloween. I get scared very, very easily. I went to a wax museum in Hollywood once that had a bunch of scenes from horror movies and I had to bust out in a run to get out of there.
Drew: You wouldn't have liked the House of Shock in New Orleans.
Me: Pretty scary?
Drew: Not really, but you would probably think so. I went there... well, it was my first semester in college, so I probably went with Lauren and a few other people.
Me: So every time someone jumped out at you, you'd bust them in their dead faces with your wallet chain?
Drew: I. Never. Had. A. Wallet. Chain.
Me: *giggles uncontrollably*
Later, as we were going to sleep:
Me: You know, honey, I'd still love you just as much if you had a wallet chain. It's okay, you can admit it.
Drew: Sonofab****! I never had one! LAUREN!!
3 days ago