So last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy was especially exciting. I may have, at one point, squealed like a little girl. Shortly after said squealing, Ace may have started crying in bed. And like the award-winning mother I am, I let an annoyed Drew handle the situation instead of stopping the most exciting episode of Grey's Anatomy in 2 seasons to handle a minor situation.
Well, the situation wasn't so minor and a few minutes later when the episode was over, the boy was still crying. I walked into the room and got Ace from a still-annoyed Drew and brought him into our bedroom, where 2 seconds of cuddling calmed him down. Since I hadn't done it for a while, I decided to let him fall asleep in our room.
20 minutes later, he was laying quietly, staring up at the fan, when very clearly he stated "Mama's screaming like a damned idjit."
Now, folks, Ace is a repeater. He doesn't often come up with things by himself, let alone emphatic insults that are JUST LIKE SOMETHING AN ANNOYED DREW WOULD SAY.
After stifling my
He absolutely denies involvement, and while he's usually a terrible liar, I do not believe him. So what do y'all think, readers? Did my husband taint my child in this way, or did my child magically come up with the phrase "damned idjit" all by himself?