2 more quickies because my last post was clearly not long enough.
1. Ace made a valiant attempt at a poo on the toilet today. I mean he sat there for 10 minutes, trying and trying and trying. I live-tweeted it (um, and there may have been a picture because I'M THAT MOM) but in the end, minor success. He left a teeny tiny little something in the toilet, but certainly nothing worth all that wind and fury. I put him back in a clean diaper and within 5 seconds of having his pants back on, BOOM, there's a baseball in his diaper. A baseball made of poop. I'm kinda wondering if his buttcheeks aren't all squished together on the toilet, but that doesn't make much sense because poo is still harder than buttcheeks, right? Is there a breathe-right strip for buttcheeks?
2. Melinda won the Babelfish game. Do y'all wanna do it again someday? I pretty much got all of the songs. Thanks to everyone for participating!
1 week ago