I think Black Betty should have more babies. My updates clearly made y'all check my page a BUNCH, because I got twice my normal hits yesterday. Thanks!
Do y'all remember the post I made about the lady that crushed a beer can with her big crusty disgusting boobs? Well, "misty mounds" has been at the top of my search term list ever since. While I honestly made that up on the spot, it would appear that there is actually a VERY well-endowed (by surgeons, not God) woman who has taken on that name. I'm asking y'all not to Google that. It's kinda gross.
Also on my search terms list:
"funny pictures of housewife dusting"
"i fart in my sleep"
"what happened to drew spiehler" (He was lucky enough to marry me, that's what happened to him.)
People also find my blog by looking for disgusting things associated with housewives. Y'all need to find Jesus. For reals.
I love my stat counter.
8 hours ago