Friday, September 26, 2008

Surely

I stumbled across a story on Yahoo's entertainment news that said a young man named Armie Hammer will be playing Batman in the Justice League movies.

"Armie Hammer?" I said to myself. "Odd. Surely that's for Hollywood. Let's hope his name is something like Mark Smithers, but it wasn't hardcore enough."

While heading over to imdb to check it out, I thought with no small measure of horror, "Wait. My friend's little brother's name is Armand. Surely Armie isn't a nickname for Armand. Surely this guy's name isn't Armand Hammer."

It is.












Poor guy. Poor, poor guy.

6 comments:

Sharon said...

LOL! Sweet.
If your little McBaby is a boy, you should totally steal this name.

watercolordaisy said...

At least his first name isn't Claw....

HEATHER said...

Don't you remember the industrialist Armand Hammer? He was a Russian immigrant, who owned Occidental Petrolium, had one of the most awesome art collections in the entire world and was godfather to Prince William of Wales(Chuck and Di's kid). This kid is Armand's great-grandson.
He has so much cash he doesn't need our pitty. LOL! ;-)

The DP said...

my dad went to high school with someone named Alison Wonderland. Evidently there was someone else in that high school but older named Krystal Chandelier.

My apologies to your husband but should totally go with Carmine. Team Stacey on this one.

mayberry said...

This is why I love you.

Shiksa on the move said...

Carmine Armand Spiehler. I see it embroidered on a pillow. Dude.