I stumbled across a story on Yahoo's entertainment news that said a young man named Armie Hammer will be playing Batman in the Justice League movies.
"Armie Hammer?" I said to myself. "Odd. Surely that's for Hollywood. Let's hope his name is something like Mark Smithers, but it wasn't hardcore enough."
While heading over to imdb to check it out, I thought with no small measure of horror, "Wait. My friend's little brother's name is Armand. Surely Armie isn't a nickname for Armand. Surely this guy's name isn't Armand Hammer."
Poor guy. Poor, poor guy.
5 days ago