Tuesday, May 20, 2008

by the way...

Y'all were right. I don't know what I was thinking with the Alli. Like I said, 10-year reunion, snobby high school, wanting to maybe possibly think about getting pregnant again in the next year... I let it all get to me. I got rid of the Alli - flushed it down the toilet for symbolic reasons.

My new plan? Crystal meth. No "oily flatus," and it's really cheap. Meth mouth, here I come!

8 comments:

black betty said...

girl, don't do meth. it'll rot out yo grill... :D

Bird said...

Have you seen faces of meth? You'd be better off with the Alli! I know you were kidding!

Anyway, check out my post about the new accessible playground in my neighborhood. I think it's around where your in-laws live (generally speaking).

Watercolor said...

LOL! silly girl. use the money to get a killer outfit and haircut or something instead. you iz gorgeous!!!

Stacey said...

hair... cut? What is this word?

Bird said...

I haven't heard about the camp, but I'm hopelessly out of the loop. I'm hoping to meet some other special mommies at the thing this weekend, so I can some real information--you know, the stuff everyone knows, but no one tells you.

I'm not sure where in Slidell your MIL is, but this place is right off the interstate. It takes me about twenty-five minutes to get from that point to the Hobby Lobby in Slidell. It's also the best excuse ever to get away--"it's for baby!" You'll look good as you escape!

From the Doghouse said...

Are you going to make it yourself or depend on an expert in a trailer?

Christy said...

HEY! Thanks for the expert title, (I prefer sexpert) but what's your beef with my trailer?

*hmph*

Susan said...

According to Walgreens and the federal government I'm a meth dealer who should be banned from buying Claritin D. Maybe we can cut a deal!