Y'all were right. I don't know what I was thinking with the Alli. Like I said, 10-year reunion, snobby high school, wanting to maybe possibly think about getting pregnant again in the next year... I let it all get to me. I got rid of the Alli - flushed it down the toilet for symbolic reasons.
My new plan? Crystal meth. No "oily flatus," and it's really cheap. Meth mouth, here I come!
2 weeks ago