How to be more religious
Drive your husband 45 minutes one way to work because he missed his carpool and your other car is in the shop. Observe the crappy little town you almost moved to because it was so close to your husband's work and so cheap to live in. Arrive home to the relative bustling metropolis of Brandon, Mississippi and THANK GOD you didn't move to said crappy little town. Bonus points if you're still thankful even though gas is $3.15 a gallon. Double bonus points if you know your husband is also thankful, even though he's the one who has to make the drive to and from said crappy little town 5 times a week.
How to cure loneliness
Place an ad in a Mississippi newspaper selling ammunition. Include phone number. Hope you don't go over your monthly minutes.
3 months ago
5 comments:
$3.15/gallon?!? Lucky!
I pulled into a station here the other day and it was $4.03/gallon. I immediately drove away. I'll push my car instead of paying that much, thankyouverymuch.
i need to find a way to use the gas my hubby produces to run my car.... hmmmm......
I am placing my ad...
Even better; put someone else's number in the ad. Preferably someone who is anti-gun.
Hey, I got family (in-laws) in that crappy little town. The new Walmart makes it downright uptown! Heh. I really can't say much. I've lived in smaller places. Like Burnside. Where is that? Go to nowhere and take a left. The only store closed about 10 years ago. Oh no wait, the guy that lives in the curve does run a bait shop in the summer.
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