What's with the hairstyle? And the burnt orange skin? Perhaps an evolutionary adaptation singular to New Jersey - the more a man (selfus tannerus) looks like an Oompa Loompa, the more attractive he is to his potential mate (girlus jerseyshoreus).
Seriously, ladies. You can't tell me that you're not turned on by the testosterone oozing from this guy:
I can't tell... does that look say "Feel my man boobs as they ripple with unbridled power!" or "Um, Keelee, I've had like 12 Zimas tonight, is the camera over there?" "I just won a wet t-shirt contest with my abs of steel" or "I have to poop." I don't know. You decide. The dude's not Keelee's only problem - unintentional maternity wear, anyone?
Now, one of my good friends and loyal blog readers (jesusthroughmary) is from New Jersey. (He's also the aforementioned ex-boyfriend. Weird.) Perhaps he can explain this phenomenon. Tony?
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I'll have to go with the "I gotta poop."
haha! Is that a girl's shirt the last one has on? Those guys are total "tools" ...
oh the jerz... gotta love the bridge & tunnel crowd. in related news.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Take the picture already. I gotta poop!
Stacey, I have to ask-WHAT are you entering in the search bar to bring such interesting results? lol.
Why do they all have Dragon Ball-Z hair?
I'm gonna pump you up!
spray tan gone WRONG! dear lord...help us all!
they look creepy...
and just know...THEY think they look sexy...
Yeah he definitely has some poop shoot issues goin on there...
Maybe his "overly tanness" has caused skin to tighten so much that his butt-hole closed up.
just a thought.
I have to go with: "I eat roids like they're M&Ms, and now I want to rip your f-ing head off, biatch."
Yeah. That's one scary oompah loompa.
That's a North Jersey thing. There's a Hollywood Tans 6-second tanning booth next to every Starbucks up there. Think of a million AJ Sopranos. No wonder the Mafia is out of business.
The look on their faces is Blue Steel, except that the fourth one down is quintessential le Tigre.
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