Oh, to have talent.

I have a child. A child that has done many, many awesome things. I've seen a child being born. I've been to Paris. I've been to the French Riviera. I've seen the Pacific Ocean from the top of a beautiful cliff.

I can say, without hesitation, that this is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my entire life.



I just love the look on the guy's face. I'm bad-a**, people, you want some of this? I also love the self-satisfied smirk at the end of the video. He seriously reminds me of my friend Ronnie. Am I right, folks?

He's farting, in tune, with rhythm, with his hands. He must be just rollin' in ladies. He's got more videos... So, so many more.