Me: Did you read that Santas in Australia are being warned not to say "ho ho ho?"
Me: Because it might be offensive to women.
Drew: Only if they're hos!
Also, last night, we had a spotting of Drew's nocturnal musings. I got in bed and started to do all my bedtime nonsense - Drew had been asleep for a few hours. He stirred a little bit, then...
Drew: Get him off of me!
Me: Honey? You okay?
Drew: He's... bek bok bek... bek bek... bok... becket... JACKET!
Me: *oh dear me, please don't wake anyone up laughing*
Drew: Why are you laughing? Get him off of me.
Me: Babe, you're dreaming.
Drew: bek bek... jacket... zzzzzzzz
2 weeks ago