Drew and I had this kid over tonight who gets credits toward his accounting degree for selling knives and cookware and utensils and stuff. Don't ask me how it works, because Ace was fussing during the explanation. We really liked all of the knives. Really, really liked them. We decided to buy a few.
Drew and I were discussing what to buy, asking the kid additional questions about each knife. Paring knife, bread knife, boning knife.
Everything was going fine until Drew said "What do you do with the boner?"
4 months ago
13 comments:
LOL! This started my morning off with a laugh. Thanks.
Sounds like something I would say! Heehee!
Hee, hee! Sounds like someone's not doing their wifley duty!
did he say that in front of the kid? 'cause that's a total social boner.
your knives aren't cutco, are they? 'cause that's a straight-up cult. beware!
OMG! That is hilarious!!!
Reminds me of my student teacher who was telling a story to my pre-schoolers and had a squirrel puppet that she named "Crackle". She asked the kids, "Where does Crackle keep his nuts? Does anyone know where Crackle keeps his nuts?" I DIED laughing in the other room. When I told her about it later she was SOOOO embarassed!!!
Hee hee.... boner...,nuts.....
Jo
heh!! Been awhile? ;)
Two things I just can't keep to myself...The first is in response to Blake and lilly's mama: My dad was playing with my two year old, rolling tennis balls to him and when one went too far from them Dad asked Landon, "Where are your balls?" As soon as the words left his mouth, he had all of our attention (perverts) and we all heard Landon's nonchalent reply, "Right HERE!" (pointing to his diaper like my dad was dumb.) We just about lost it.
The second (awful) thing that came to mind was a response to Drew's question (thinking of bantering wars with my husband): "What;s the boner for?" "That's what yo mama asked!"
Okay, that was uncalled for--maybe you should reject this comment...
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hahahahahaha Jennifer
Also, I don't moderate comments anymore ;)
bahahahahaha....that's awesome!
so, how many shades of red did the kid turn?
LOLOLOL sounds like a conversation which would have taken place in myhouse! hahaha
Oops! So, now your blog ios officially uncensored? Good to know! Ha ha ha ha!
How did the kid explain that one? LOL
OMG! so funny.
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