Fun things I've found on the web today

First, we have a lighting fixture. "Just a lighting fixture, Stacey?" you say, "you're losing your touch." No, not just any lighting fixture. A lighting fixture sure to give any kitchen that we-have-a-mini-prison-yard-hanging-over-our-dining-table feel.



















If you put your ear really close to the lighting fixture, you might hear the faint sounds of a dude getting the shiv. Don't worry, it's not. It's just the light bulb. But folks... that's not all. This lighting fixture can be yours for the low, low price of $7,351.20. If you order in the next 2 minutes, they might knock off that 20 cents.

What are you saying if you put your child in this Halloween costume?



















Little Johnny's sure to have "problems" when you tell him in no uncertain terms what, exactly, he's full of. When little Johnny turns 30 and goes on a shooting spree, you'll say to yourself "Darnit. Years of therapy down the... ohhhhhhhh...."

Last but not least, I've found my own Halloween costume:



















I'm going as a psychedelic sausage. Let those party invitations start a-rollin' in.