Me: Saints vs. Colts season opener at Applebees on September 6th... you in?
Emily: Heck yes! Go Colts!
Me: Oh no you didn't.
(Yes, she did. Although, I think she'd like any team that Payton Manning played in.)
Sunday, September 2nd, via text (also edited for legibility):
Emily: Would you rather go to BWW's (Buffalo Wild Wings) for the game?
Me: Maybe.
Emily: It's just that Payton's @$$ looks so much better on those big screens. Applebee's has tiny TVs.
Me: You had Lasik. You can see.
Emily: Either one is fine with me.
Me: You're right though. Payton's @$$ will look better on those big screens. Getting handed to him.
Emily: Talk your trash now. Don't make me puke on your car.
(Um, there's a gross back story there.)
Me: Oh, you'll be sick after the game no matter how drunk you get.
Emily: Yeah, yeah, Payton will have those Saints marching back out. Crying all the way.
Me: That's okay. Tears of joy are always the best kind.
Emily: They will be tears of joy. Joy that the beating is finally over.
Me: We'll see. Is there smoking at the bar in Applebee's?
Emily: Yep, only Ridgeland (where Buffalo Wild Wings is) is smoke-free.
Me: Yuck. Maybe I will go to BWW's. Or else my feelings of victory will be ruined by my need to breathe.
Emily: Oh there will still be smoke at BWWs. Your dreams of victory will be up in it.
Thursday, September 6th, via text (yup, still edited.)
Me: Thinking I'm gonna have to skip tonight. I thought I'd be over this cold by now but I'm feeling worse than ever. Plus, I don't want to see your heart break.
Emily: Getting scared, huh? Can't back up all the talk! We could watch it at my house if you want.
Me: Nah, that's cool. I probably won't even shower today. I'm sure I'll feel better tonight around ten or so.
Emily: Wouldn't count on that. Misery makes everything worse.
She's a worthy trash-talk adversary. I'm sorry she's going to be so sad tonight.
GEAUX SAINTS!!
5 comments:
I'll just meet her at BWW so we can enjoy the Colt's victory together! Keep the Nyquil handy - you're gonna want to drug yourself after the game so you don't have nightmares about Peyton making Drew Brees cry for his mama!
Shut up!
(Too weak... can't come up with snarky reply... how nice of you to pick on the sick lady.)
(tear) If you felt like typing the "Trash Talk" post, your brain is functioning just fine. Or at least as it normally functions which I don't know would qualify as "fine"....ah, but that's a comment for another day. =)
Shut up!
awww...Geaux Saints!!!! We may not always win...but we have more spirit than any crappy team with any Manning on it...ick!
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