- When my mother-in-law says stuff like "I don't know why they changed it to THAILAND. Siam sounds so much more romantic, you know?"
- Stephen Colbert
- When Drew rips a solid 10-second blast on the butt trumpet and then says "This is alllllll yours, baby. All yours."
- When I'm driving down I-20 with my child strapped in the backseat and a guy cuts me off and flies across 4 lanes of traffic because he's an idiot that insists on driving faster than everyone but ho! he also cut off a cop who then pulled him over
- Dramatic chipmunk and its spinoffs
3 months ago
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What is it with husbands and pride in farting? I also dislike the ten second butt trumpet and then getting told "that was free, but the next time it is 'payant'".
Ahh the justice in cutting off a cop while driving like a jackass.
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