Friday, June 15, 2007

Things that are difficult

Things that are difficult, in ascending order:

1. Sudoku
2. Joining Fight Club
3. Performing heart surgery
4. Climbing Mount Everest
5. Getting one whole liter of Pedialyte into a child who has decided that bottles must only contain formula or else they are crap, and sippy cups are only good for banging on to hard things, and thus must be administered Pedialyte through a dropper that only holds one teaspoon.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

You could just cut out the middle man and pour it right into a diaper.

The DP said...

Proof that children often look like one parent but act like the other... :)
hehhhhhhhh
*ducking*

Lauren said...

Since it seems to be a container-beverage association issue, maybe try a different container... like a hand-held garden sprayer with a hose attachment that you can just stick down his throat.