Only in Ace's bedroom

While not a meme, I'm following in Regan's hilarious tradition and posting a "How to make your wife laugh" tutorial of my own.

Scene: Stacey is on the computer researching ear infections to rule that out as a reason for Ace's hellacious naptimes, Drew's in Ace's room getting a post-poop Ace ready for his bath.

Drew: Awww, jeez... How in the... aww, gross... Ugh. JEEZ, son.
Stacey: *giggles galore, has handled a thousand of those in the past*
Drew: GoodNESS, son... How did it get there? UGH! Are you kidding... Honey, I think I need your help or something.
Stacey enters bedroom, sees Drew with an absolutely hopeless look of bewilderment and a death grip on a wipe, and Ace having a good time, poop covering his right arm.
Stacey, exploding in giggles: How did... how did he get poop on his arm!??
Drew: I don't know!!! It went up his back and I took the onesie off and now it's everywhere!
Stacey: Yeah, but... arm?
Drew: WHAT DO I DO? Do I put another diaper on and then take him into the bathroom?
Stacey: Just wipe off as much as you can then put him in the bathtub. *stifling giggles in light of the frustration she sees in Drew's face*
Drew: Okay. Can you go run his bath? *back to mumbling about how poop goes everywhere*
Stacey: Sure. *snerk*
Stacey runs bath, goes back to check on the situation. Ace is naked on Daddy's chest, back being cleared of fecal matter. Stacey is slightly ashamed of hoping beyond hopes that Ace would pee right then. She takes the heavily soiled cover off of the changing table and hears Drew grunt in frustration. Just then she turns to see Ace's right shoulder all covered in poop.

Sweet.

Stacey goes back to the computer room to resume research.
Drew: Honey, can you go get me a towel, please?
Stacey: Sure!
Drew: Son, stop playing with your weiner!!!