Meme catch-up: Odd facts about me

Odd Facts about ME

DO YOU SNORE?: Only when I'm sick, or in embarrassing social situations.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: That's a tough one. Can't I be both?
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Family tragedies
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Totally. My big sister made houses really well, but I was a stacker.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's mind numbing and horrible, yet I can't tear myself away.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Oh my, yes.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I was never a big fan, as evidenced by the fact that I was married before I could legally drink.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: White
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yes, and I swear, I sound like Mariah Carey in there. If I could record an album inside my own shower, I'd be a millionaire.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Nope.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: What, singing like Mariah Carey in the shower isn't good enough for you?
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: New Orleans.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes. Gross.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Nope.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Nope.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Like a thousand.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Only with intense concentration.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Many, many, many times.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Abso-freakin-lutely not.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Much, much, much better than factory farming. It irritates the crap out of me when people have ethical issues with eating a deer that was recently killed but have no problems mowing down on a burger made from a cow that spent it's whole life caged up and miserable.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Yes. Future, past, present.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: I liked it a lot better before I was a secretary. Now I speed-write and it's not that nice at all.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: pregnancy
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": During the Skinnamarink song I sing to Ace when he wakes up in the morning.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Only in my dreams.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Yes. I cry during weddings, wedding shows, commercials about weddings, proposals, you name it.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: With lots of cheese and meat running around in them. Oh, and ketchup. mmmmm.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Nope.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Ask Tupac.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: Time for a prosciutto and cheddar omelet.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Plenty. Mostly nice.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Yeah, but I eat there anyway.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Last night.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers. I'm too fidgety to relax in a bathtub.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: A real awful movie, sure.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?: Tupac knows.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Only if Tupac's in it.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Internet, DVR, texting, chocolate, Ace's cheeks
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Nope.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: None, yet. I forgot.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Yeah, why not.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Nope. It's a flip-flop kinda day.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: I think two weeks ago at a therapist's appointment.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: It could have more sleep in it, but absolutely.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: People with my exact life but with a little more sleep.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Sometimes I have really weird dreams that predict things, but not in general, no.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Nope.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Nope.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Yeah. In the shower. I'm like Tony Hawk.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: No, no, no, no no no no no, and no.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: YES, and it's horrendously embarrassing.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: In a young girl's heart?
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: A lonely man.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: For some. Not for me.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No. And I'd really like to see Rob doing it.
WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Oatmeal
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Nope. My nails don't do polish. It comes off within a day, then my OCD flares up and I have to pick the rest off.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Head On. I want to shoot the TV every time any Head On commercial comes on.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Only for gift certificates for my brother and sister. They have the stupidest clothes. Why would you buy jeans that are already torn up?
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Burlap to Cashmere and Atomic Thump.