Prologue: The triple prime burger at Ruby Tuesday is disappointing indeed. I really, really miss In&Out Burger. By contrast, their french fries, crab cake, and brownie were the bomb.
As Drew and I were waiting for our credit card receipt, a man who was simply awash with cologne sat down in the booth next to us. Drew and I looked at each other, faces squinched, trying to hold our breath until the receipt came.
Me: Wow, could he smell any stronger?
Drew: He smells like seriously pungent incense.
Me: No kidding.
Drew: I almost expected to see a priest waving a brassiere around.
Drew: Er, a brazier. Bray-zzyurr.
Me: I'm blogging this.
23 hours ago