I think...

... that when a doctor gives a woman any kind of prescription that messes with her hormones that said doctor should also give said woman tranquilizers. Nothing would be nicer than sleeping through my ridiculous appetites, horrid mood swings, and hot flashes that make me even happier that it's autumn. Right before I cry about it. After which I will complain about it.

This had better work.

California recap coming soon...