If the word "tuna" is on your mind, your cats become psychic.
If the words "shut UP, Nimbus, it's 2 in the morning and I don't want to let you outside" are on your mind, your cats' psychic abilities completely shut down.
Cats ABSOLUTELY LOSE THEIR MINDS when you open tuna.
There is no food in existence that cannot be made tastier with Tony Chachere's.
If you smoke, when you're 60, you're going to sound like a foghorn when you laugh.
I look forward to cooking supper for my husband more than most women do.
And what a good supper I make.
A friend of mine might have a terminal illness. This bums me out SO much.
When you're having a horrible day, make sure your cell phone's not on vibrate. You might miss a call from someone you really want to hear from.
Everyone knows I believe in God, and many people emphatically state that I do. I like that.
When I'm watching Ghost Hunters, I will jump really, really high if my husband farts loudly in the next room.
I am a truly horrible semi-vegetarian.
My Yahoo Launch station doesn't play anything I actually like. What made them think I'd wanna listen to Loreena McKennitt?
It's been 7 years since I met many of my friends, including my husband. Wow. Time very seriously flies.
My husband thinks that my favorite genre of music is country.
3 days ago