Advice

I belong to an advice site to which I rarely post. It sharpens my future advice columnist skills. Sometimes, unfortunately, this site just makes me shake my head.

True story. 20 year old boy posts that he's really in love with his girlfriend, they've dated for 8 months, they have the same goals, et cetera. He'd like to know how to pop the question.

A few people respond with the standard "Say her full name and say 'will you marry me?' and that should do it." Chicks dig that, don't you know.

He responds, and I quote, "Do I ask her to marry me if we're only getting engaged?"

I've gotta raise my kids smarter than this, y'all. WOW.