Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Headlines

What is WRONG with you??

"Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana."
Since there's so much wrong with this story, I will instead focus on this child's parents. Your child had to be smoking a LOT of weed to tire of all the other parts that can be used as a bong. Where WERE you?

Good for you. Let's hope he doesn't do you like he did Shar.

Poor guy. I wonder what the defacement was. *wink*

Now here's a jacked-up study if ever I heard one. Who gets to decide who the ugly kids are? Sheesh.

Most housewifey thing of the day: Nothing! Well, unless you count downing a muscle relaxer. Either way, I can't fulfill my housewifey destiny while I'm working.

3 comments:

Vicki said...

I felt as though I had to comment on the bong-head story, but I am too stunned to have a snappy comment. What in the world could he have been thinking to think that was okay? Or why would you wanna do that anyway? Yuck! People are nutso.
Vicki

Stacey said...

I bet that corpse has more living brain cells than this doofus does, so what he was thinking is immaterial. Jeez.

The DP said...

Is it me, or does Kevin Federline look like Ali G with those cornrows?