Sunday, December 28, 2008

how do we REALLY know?

The barrage of questions continues...

"Drooo, is ya job okay? Are ya gonna lose ya job?"
"Drooo, is ya insurance gonna drop ya? Because of Ace?"
"Drooo, ya aren't doin drugs, are ya? Because you're ma son, you're too smart fa that, right?"
"Are ya still doing the carpool? Are any of the guys ya drive with dopeheads?"
"Are you laughin' at me, Stacey? Because ya neva know! They could be!"
"What do ya think the kitties are doing?" x500
"You think the baby's gonna sleep all night?"

Also, I know it's not a question, but dang it, I wish she'd quit saying "poor baby" when talking about Ace. Grrrrrr.

11 comments:

HEATHER said...

From reading your blog, Drew seems like a nice, pretty cool guy, how on earth did that happen? ;-)
Was he adopted?

Jo said...

Is there gonna be a barbara-icide?

Sandi said...

What would she do if you started asking her questions like that? LOL

Rob the Webkahunah said...

Oh, man... sounds like the Barbara was in rare form last night. Almost makes me wish I had come along...

Yeah, right... not with a gun to my head and a pair of hedge clippers poised at my genitals.

I still can't believe you put up with her.

Watercolor said...

Barbara, are the neighbors watching the house? Are you sure? I thought I saw someone through the curtains over there? Oh well. Nevermind. I'm suuuure this is a safe neighborhood.

From the Doghouse said...

LOL, I like Watercolor's idea. Nothing like a little well-placed paranoia!

Oh, and the "because of Ace" would have caused me to take a skillet to the side of her head.

mayberry said...

You, my friend, are a SAINT.

Nicole Bradshaw said...

Oh, honey. Just shoot her with the tranq gun and come on home.

Style Expert said...

Drew must be so awesome. He could have lost his cool. I feel ya on the poor kid tip! You are pretty awesome too! There would be some really hurt feelings! I am working on taming this double-edged sword, aka my tongue!

sinister_n_evil said...

the perfect gift for the barbara... but she wouldn't get it...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/2448/

Watercolor said...

THAT is hilarious!!!!!!! Brain cell indeed!!!