So, instead of getting him up and feeding him a healthy breakfast like a good mother would, I'll let him sit in his crib for a few more minutes to provide my blog readers with another entertaining episode of Ace's Monologues.
"Mommy, where aaarrreeeee youuuuu? Want milk? Deee-ah! Deeee-AAHH. Nutria is Spanish for otter.* Hello, how are you? Gooood! How old him? He's two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, where aaarrreee youuuuu? Triangle says... triangle says... DEEEE-AAAHHH. Radio. Radio. IDIOT. Don't push me!! Umdalowhaaayyyyhahahah! Hear the plane? AIYEEEE!* Get up, kitty. Kitty, UP. Um, oh no. No. No. No. No. No. Wullezabudeezeezaazeezaazezaaaa! Zip it up. ZIP IT UP, MAMA. Wan go see mama and dada?"
I guess I'll go get him up now.
*These are quotes from his new favorite book, Louisiana Alphabet by Laurie Parker. He absolutely adores this book and asks us to read it to him constantly. "Wan read Weezee-anna?"
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