Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Do your worst... and pray

My precious 2-month-old widdle princess niece Laura is having surgery tomorrow morning to have a hiatal hernia repaired. She's going to be in the hospital recovering for 5 days and may need a feeding tube for a couple of months.

My little sister is understandably buggin'. If y'all could please say a prayer for her today, I'd appreciate it.

I, for one, am doing my big sisterly part by sending her jokes. Dirty jokes, corny jokes, one-liners. Whatever takes her mind off of tomorrow. I need help, though, so leave your favorite jokes in my comments. Do your worst, y'all.


From the Doghouse said...

You're a good sis.

BTW, my blog has moved. It's now at:

tgtank said...

I'll say a prayer for her. And if I remember reading correctly, she is from Brookhaven, right? Will she have the surgery there? We use those pediatricians.

Jo said...

Ok... this is a TRUE story. But hopefully it'll make her laugh.

My BIL used to be a police officer in Okalhoma. One day they got a call about some cattle in the road. As was tradition with any livestock call, they sent the rookie to take care of it. Everyone back at the station, and in their cars listened in on the radio as the rookie dealt with the situation, calling for pointers every couple of minutes.

At one point someone asked him if they were bulls or heifers. He asked how to tell the difference, and they explained it to him.

A few weeks later, they got a call about some pigs in the road. Again, the rookie was sent to round them up.

After several minutes of struggling with the pigs, the Sgt. asked what kind of pigs they were and the rookie responded, "I think they're heifer pigs."

Watercolor said...

Will be praying. hugs!!

i'm black betty said...

what happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea???

it gets wet. :P

Sharon said...

Prayers heading their way!!

I can never get enough of the corny jokes:

Did you have any dreams last night?
Well last night I dreamed I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted.

What do you call a cow w/o legs? Ground Beef.

What about a cow w/ 3 legs?
Lean Beef.

What did one eye say to the next?
Between you and me, something smells!

What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

The Joker said...

I'm praying over here.

Sandi said...

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.