Monday, October 20, 2008

Ahhh, vocabulary

Things that are funny when Ace says them in the car or at home:

-"Good LORD!"
-"Mommy farted!"

Things that are not funny when said in the post office, then repeated ad nauseam because people are laughing:

-See above.

For the record, I did not fart. I was scooting boxes across the floor.

12 comments:

i'm black betty said...

LOL!! love it! :D

lay off the cabbage, flip flaps! gah!!

mayberry said...

Mini-me's new favorite phrase is "Oh my God!"

That ain't cool when it's coming out of the mouth of a 4 year old. It's a matter of time before she says it in Sunday School.

Jessaca said...

ha ha ha ha!!
you got a funny kid cuz...

HEATHER said...

See if you can get him on tape saying "Good Lord". I bet that is a hoot!!

Brou HahHah said...

Please correct your son. Ladies do not fart, they "make fluffies". Men FART.

Sandi said...

umm hmm.
Sure you didn't.

CluckyRN said...

A word that will make you almost wet yourself when texted to you in the middle of a business meeting/dinner: PRIAPISM.

hehehhee
((((hugs))))
~:>

From the Doghouse said...

Yep, I believe you. No, really I do.

Jennifer said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Try this one: I was in the (very crowded) public library downtown and had to run to the bathroom (lunch didn't agree w/ me...sorry to be gross) I was so happy to see that the bathroom was empty--I went in to the stall w/ Landon, did what I needed to do (a-hem!) and was about to jet out of there when other people walked it (dang it!). Landon picked this golden moment to ask, "Ew! Mommy! What is that AWFUL smell?! P.U!" I tried to make a dumb excuse--blame it on someone else...but he was too smart for that! He said, "No, Mommy! That bad stink is YOU!" I won't finish the thought--The story is already too gross to post in a comment anyways...(red face, sneaking away hunched over, dark sunglasses on)

Style Expert said...

well that is better than "Mama you hurt me" in Rankin county! or "oh my god" mama when it is complete silence!

mrs. misenar said...

jude says...

mama, i wooted.

Watercolor said...

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!