I hit the Taco Bell drive-thru for a nummy fiesta salad (holy guacamole, why is it so hard to get my order right? NOOOO sour cream. NOOOO beans. EXTRA salsa.) and got behind this car. The picture isn't great, bear with me.
-A "W The President" sticker, in support of our esteemed president, who loves war like a fat kid loves cake. Check.
-A Gregg Harper bumper sticker. A former congressional candidate in support of the "war on terror." Check.
-A peace sign. Because peace is like, so totally boss 'n stuff. CHECK.
In related news, I saw a Durango last night that had big writing on the top of the windshield that said "BLOW ME." Stay classy, bro. I bet you make your grandma proud.
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