Drew: Mmm, this crawfish pie is delicious.
Me: I'm liking the ribs, myself.
Mom: The cole slaw is awesome.
Papa Steve: Have you tried the turnip greens?
Drew: The what?
Papa Steve: Tur-nip greens-ah.
Drew: Ohhh, I thought you said parrot wings. I didn't see those on the buffet.
Papa Steve: No, the problem with parrot wings is that they keep repeating.
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