I think I'm going to have to buy a shirt for Ace that says "I have a penis" on it. No fewer than 5 times in the past two weeks, he's been called a pretty girl. Once, he was called beautiful, and when I said "yes he is!" the lady looked startled. One old man said "Cut his hair before everyone thinks he's a girl, Mom!" Why can't I just dress him in shirts with trucks and dinosaurs all over them? Doesn't that cancel out the luxurious curly blonde hair?
I can't do it, man. The three of us took a walk yesterday evening because it was absolutely gorgeous outside. Because of the high humidity, Ace's hair twirled into all these perfect little ringlets. They are so freaking cute.
He's gonna have to get gum inextricably stuck in his hair or something before he gets a haircut. It gets in his eyes, so at least his bangs are gonna need some work. I ain't touchin' it. I'll inadvertently give him a mullet, and mullets run in my family. I'm trying to break the pattern.
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