A great first impression is furiously cleaning your house the morning your child's new physical therapist comes over, only to notice two giant piles of cat barf on the couch as you hear the doorbell ringing.
I know, I'm an idiot, but I was looking at the front of your main page where your "Lent ticker" is located and I just got so tickled! Have you seen that Orbit gum commercial with the "dirty mouth" lady where the woman catches her husband with the "cootie queen"? And then the other woman says, "Who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER?!?!"
Mayberry, I LOVE that commercial!! Stacey, my cats vomit constantly! It's almost like a sport with them! They've all been to the vet, nothing is wrong with them, but that sometimes they just eat too fast and it comes back up! LOVELY!
How about this one... go out with a MALE friend... decide to go back to your place to watch a movie.. walk in... cat RACES out of room... ENTIRE living room floor is COVERED with tampons!!
Apparently the cat had field day with the box o' plugs while we was out!
But.. ya wanna 'nother gross one? I have SAT in baby puke when I went to do a home visit for one of my students... at least I THINK it was from the baby....
13 comments:
Oh that's nice.
lovely. In my house, the dog would poop on the living room floor juuuuuust as they walk in.
story of my life.
Now THAT'S funny!
Sweeet! Glad to know I am not the only one....
I know, I'm an idiot, but I was looking at the front of your main page where your "Lent ticker" is located and I just got so tickled! Have you seen that Orbit gum commercial with the "dirty mouth" lady where the woman catches her husband with the "cootie queen"? And then the other woman says, "Who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER?!?!"
Lent ticker, lint licker. Heh.
Ok, I'll go home now.
Mayberry, I LOVE that commercial!!
Stacey, my cats vomit constantly! It's almost like a sport with them!
They've all been to the vet, nothing is wrong with them, but that sometimes they just eat too fast and it comes back up! LOVELY!
that's why you have a dog AND a cat. Cat barfs, dog thinks it's a special treat.
When she hears the cat in the corner starting to dry heave, her tail goes crazy wagging in delicious anticipation.
oh..wow...
Supermom is obviously over her nausea to be able to post that.
(gagging)
How about this one... go out with a MALE friend... decide to go back to your place to watch a movie.. walk in... cat RACES out of room... ENTIRE living room floor is COVERED with tampons!!
Apparently the cat had field day with the box o' plugs while we was out!
But.. ya wanna 'nother gross one? I have SAT in baby puke when I went to do a home visit for one of my students... at least I THINK it was from the baby....
Jo
It was Stella wasn't it?
She's so hardcore
Nope, Louie. He's a bit bulimic.
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