Drew and Ace went to The Barbara's for the weekend. As many of you know, the mother-in-law and I don't exactly get along, so it was best for all involved that I stay home.
Drew, my 30-year-old highly responsible highly mature husband, just called me (it's 1:30 in the morning) and said, and I quote, "I'm drunk dialin' your ass!" after which he giggled in that way that only friends of Drew that have seen him drunk know. I asked what he'd been doing and he proceeded to rattle off to me the virtual bar that he'd been drinking... with his mama. "Well, we drank a bottle of wine, then my mom gave me some drambuie, then we had some brandy, and then I made a rusty nail, and then we had some pernot... and then we got hungry and had some muffalettas. My mom is SO MUCH COOLER when she's drunk."
It's a real man what gets drunk with his mama. A real Cajun man.
3 days ago