Ace's vocabulary explosion has been infinitely amusing. Tonight at Big Lots, (as I was piling Vanilla Yogurt Total cereal into Ace's stroller like the people did the ham on Shop Til You Drop because I had a 20% off coupon and they were $1.25 apiece) a lady rounded the corner and Ace said "hiiiIIIIIiiii!" He's never said that to anyone before.
I walked in his room yesterday morning and was greeted by the unmistakable smell of human waste. However, in case I was mistaken, Ace said "POOpoo. POOOOpoo. POOOOOOOOpoo!!!"
Of course, now I have to start watching my mouth. I realized in the car earlier that I'd forgotten something at home and let slip a minor, relatively inoffensive cuss word. Piping up in a very small voice from the backseat, Ace said, "ohhh, dommit."
Woops. That'll be the end of that. In fact, I'll be keeping a roll of mouth-grade duct tape in the Jeep. The last thing I need is for Ace to repeat my road rage explosion.
1 month ago